Now with Mohhamad confessing...

Here is a short list of things he confessed to:

Now, the Pentagon has released a transcript of an interview with KSM in which he makes some rather lengthy and detailed claims of being involved in lots of terror plots over the years.

A partial list appears below. If true, then his ambitions for terror, and hand in numerous horrifying actions to date, are enough to send chills down your spine.

KSM PLOTS
1. The 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center in New York City that killed six people and injured more than 1,000.

2. Said he invented “New Coke” while training in Afghanistan with Osama Bin Laden.

3. A plan for a "second wave" of attacks on major US landmarks after 9/11 attacks. Alleged targets included the Library Tower in Los Angeles, the Sears Tower in Chicago, the Plaza Bank building in Seattle and the Empire State Building in New York.

4. Tried to break up the LA Lakers by planting overly sexually aggressive desk clerk in Kobe Bryant’s rehab hotel in Colorado.

5. Plots to attack oil tankers and US naval ships in the Straits of Hormuz, the Straits of Gibraltar and in Singapore.

6. Supplied cocaine and other narcotics to Britney, Lindsay, and Paris, in an attempt to crash the U.S. Tabloid markets by killing all three.

7. A plan to blow up the Panama Canal.

8. Personally threatened to blow up James Dolan’s office if he did not hire Isiah Thomas as Coach and General Manager of the Knicks.

9. Plans to assassinate former US presidents including Jimmy Carter.

10. Helped vote Emmitt Smith to the title of “Dancing With the Stars”

11. A plan to destroy the Sears Tower in Chicago by burning fuel trucks beneath or around it.

12. Yelled “allah akbar” or “Tiger is Great” on Phil Mickelson’s backswing at the 18th hole of last year’s US Open.

13. Sending several "mujahideen" into Israel to survey "strategic targets" with the intention of attacking them.

14. Created pilot for the show: “Quite Frankly.”

15. Surveillance of US nuclear power plants in order to attack them.

16. Inserted nude hot-tub scene in final script for Kathy Bates in the movie “About Schmidt.”

17. A plot to attack Nato's headquarters in Europe.

18. "Shared responsibility" for a plot to kill Pope John Paul II while he visited the Philippines.

19. Two Words: Arizona Cardinals.

20. Destroyed millions of Americans NCAA brackets in 2006 by helping send George Mason to the Final Four.

All Puns Intended....

1. Two antennas met on a roof,
Fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much,
But the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"I'll serve you,
But don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar,
And one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar
With a slab of asphalt under his arm,
And says:
"A beer please,
And one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing
'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
" That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"... Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing
Next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly,
"I was artificially Inseminated
This morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries
An invisible woman.
The kids were nothing
To look at either.

10. Deja-Moo:
The feeling that you've heard
This bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage
Trousers the other day,
But I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital
After a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor,doctor,
I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied,
"I know you can't
I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco
Last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish
With no eyes?
A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other
And says,"Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak
Were chilly, so they lit a fire
In the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank,
Proving once again
That you can't have your kayak
And heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts
Checked into a hotel,
And were standing in the lobby
Discussing their recent
Tournament victories.
After about an hour,
The manager came out of the office,
And asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked,
As they moved off.
"Because," he said,
"I can't stand chess-nuts
Boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins,
And gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt,
And is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family
In Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture
Of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture,
She tells her husband
That she wishes she
Also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan,
You've seen Ahmal."

(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know,
Walked barefoot most of the time,
Which produced an impressive set
Of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little,
Which made him rather frail
And with his odd diet,
He suffered from bad breath...
This made him
A super-calloused fragile mystic
Hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally,
There was the person
Who sent twenty different puns
To his friends,
With the hope that at least
Ten of the puns
Would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did!

Story of the day....

Seems to be the Scooter Libby Verdict.

Guilty of 4 of 5 counts.

Of course on UP there is a split opinion on this.

The vast majority think it's a good thing, with a few irrationals thinking he did nothing wrong.

Tune into the board to see this story, and many others play out.


Oh yeah...


Poison is a worthless HOer.



God damn HOers.

Recent Break

Sorry for the break, those of you that are looking for daily updates.

On Thursday Mar1 I actually had to do real work at work, as my boss was heading out of town for the week, and will be back the 12th, so I could be around a lot more this next week.

Friday March 2nd, I threw my neck out sleeping. I woke up at 6:30 in pain so bad that it made my daily headaches feel like a walk in the park. Found out I managed to twist up about 3 or 4 vertebrae, so I ended up sitting 2 hours in my docs office to straighten it out, and then the rest of the day on my couch, away from my computer.

Saturday and Sunday I was Detroit to watch the Red Wings v. Avalanche game on Sunday afternoon. It was a great game. And there will be more details to follow. The Highlight: My hotel was close enough to the border that I could see Canada. So I had 'special messages' for Canada when the wife was out of the room.

More to come when I actually get to work.

There probably won't be a pwnage of the week, unless I get some help and nominees from the board, as I missed Thursday and Friday. I seem to remember Steve getting his butt kicked pretty hard again, and Addy going for quantity over quality again... but after that, I'm pretty clueless.

Thanks for your continued support of the Clearing House Project.