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Friday, March 16, 2007

Now with Mohhamad confessing...

Here is a short list of things he confessed to:

Now, the Pentagon has released a transcript of an interview with KSM in which he makes some rather lengthy and detailed claims of being involved in lots of terror plots over the years.

A partial list appears below. If true, then his ambitions for terror, and hand in numerous horrifying actions to date, are enough to send chills down your spine.

KSM PLOTS
1. The 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center in New York City that killed six people and injured more than 1,000.

2. Said he invented “New Coke” while training in Afghanistan with Osama Bin Laden.

3. A plan for a "second wave" of attacks on major US landmarks after 9/11 attacks. Alleged targets included the Library Tower in Los Angeles, the Sears Tower in Chicago, the Plaza Bank building in Seattle and the Empire State Building in New York.

4. Tried to break up the LA Lakers by planting overly sexually aggressive desk clerk in Kobe Bryant’s rehab hotel in Colorado.

5. Plots to attack oil tankers and US naval ships in the Straits of Hormuz, the Straits of Gibraltar and in Singapore.

6. Supplied cocaine and other narcotics to Britney, Lindsay, and Paris, in an attempt to crash the U.S. Tabloid markets by killing all three.

7. A plan to blow up the Panama Canal.

8. Personally threatened to blow up James Dolan’s office if he did not hire Isiah Thomas as Coach and General Manager of the Knicks.

9. Plans to assassinate former US presidents including Jimmy Carter.

10. Helped vote Emmitt Smith to the title of “Dancing With the Stars”

11. A plan to destroy the Sears Tower in Chicago by burning fuel trucks beneath or around it.

12. Yelled “allah akbar” or “Tiger is Great” on Phil Mickelson’s backswing at the 18th hole of last year’s US Open.

13. Sending several "mujahideen" into Israel to survey "strategic targets" with the intention of attacking them.

14. Created pilot for the show: “Quite Frankly.”

15. Surveillance of US nuclear power plants in order to attack them.

16. Inserted nude hot-tub scene in final script for Kathy Bates in the movie “About Schmidt.”

17. A plot to attack Nato's headquarters in Europe.

18. "Shared responsibility" for a plot to kill Pope John Paul II while he visited the Philippines.

19. Two Words: Arizona Cardinals.

20. Destroyed millions of Americans NCAA brackets in 2006 by helping send George Mason to the Final Four.

8 comments:

Fockalot said...

Hi,

What about the "owned of the week" thread?

I vote for Nimatzo, he has been pretty insane lately.

Anonymous said...

*Created pilot for the show: “Quite Frankly.”*

God damn him. Damn him to hell!

Eikey said...

"Hi,

What about the "owned of the week" thread?"


March has been incredibly busy...

It hasn't helped with bad headaches in the beginning of it.... and then actually having to work when I was wanting to do it, along with the I.T. guy quitting, so I've had to pick up some of the computer maintaince stuff... Hopefully I'll be able to do a 'Pwned of March' as I can remember it.


Sorry it's been so long :(

I really do hate being a procrastonator.

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